Wedding parties include both Bachelor and Bachelorette parties. Here in Michigan, it’s become a tradition to have “Strippers” at the bachelor party and why not. It’s as easy as calling up and reserving some “Strippers” to come out to the house, boat, bus, bar, the petting farm, cider mills, VFW halls, Knights of Columbus hall, foreign Legion Hall’s, Fraternal order of police halls, pretty much anywhere. Most of these places have liquor licenses that forbid any nudity but they don’t care and neither does the Michigan liquor commission. None of these places are licensed strip clubs so the people they call strippers are not. They are “sex workers”.
Decide for yourself
Real strippers that work in a multi licensed strip club, get a license, show up to work, dance on a stage, do lap dances, drink, eat, talk, smoke and go home, most of the time
The Male Strippers (Sex workers)
The male strippers dance and then do nude shows, hard on shows, and jack off shows or cum shows as they are now known. Of course, having sex with hot college girls or guys is not out of the question but that’s mostly normal attraction stuff. The guys do other things as well like getting all the girls to take their tops off, and of course, rubbing their dick on the candy the girls stick on themselves and later give away to guys to eat at bars after the show.
Guys reading this should be careful of females offering them candy. Just saying… Whatever you want to call them are just wanna be hot dudes showing up to the party, getting drunk, eating all the food, and being themselves doing a sex show.
This might sound fun, however it’s really not. The parties are usually created, run, and controlled by a Karen, and they’re always out to impress their group of Karens, that you’re about to entertain by being humiliated while you’re generally ready to go into turtle mode.
The only thing worse then going into a party of Karens is if they don’t have any good food. Ladies if you got a short show and I ate all your food it’s because you were Karens or just nasty to me in some form or another. Please don’t take it personally but the more annoying you are, the less I care, do, and since you stopped me from eating, your show.
The Female Strippers (Sex workers)
There are a couple of ways the guys can go to get “Strippers” to their party. They can get the plain “stripper” deal where a bunch of girls show up and give blow job’s etc. or they can go with the same company that has been around for 25 years with great marketing including radio, paper, and the internet. These shows take a little more explanation.
The Hostess
The Hostesses show up to the party and it is true you can sometimes get them to serve drinks but they don’t unless they have to. They sell their tops and bottoms and then “Private Lap Dances” which in some cases depending on the person means “Blow Jobs” and Intercourse. They also sell “Lap dances” that can be paid for in advance which is as creepy as it gets. The hostesses also sometimes do toy shows, but they are not supposed to because of the singles and duos not wanting them to take money from the party that could be used for their toy shows.
The “Stripper” show
The single girl show is sold as a five-song striptease down to nothing. What the females do during the show include what’s called the pickup. The pick up is where the strippers lay as many guys on the floor as possible and then they put $20 bills on their noses and their crotches. The nude sex workers then sit on their face and pick up the $20 bill with their vagina and give them a mini lap dance picking up the twenty from their crotch.
After the pick up is done the sex workers then sell the toy show. The toy show includes things like single dildos, and double-ended dildos and a strap on that goes on the bachelor’s chin affectionately called Mr. Chinny. Fuck machine shows and so on.
The only difference between a single and a duo show is a double-ended dildo that the duos use in front of the entire group and sometimes on a stage. If they are part of a duo they are also expected to perform oral sex on each other. They also do fun things not included here.
Summary
Now does that sound like a stripper from a strip club to you? If it helps there is also the simple fact that real strippers never do this kind of work because they are already used to the way guys act in the bar and the bar has a couple of big bouncers with guns to make sure the guys don’t get out of control. Which they do on a regular basis.