The greatest myth of all
All the way back to the old west America has had whore houses and here in Michigan, that is exactly what the strip clubs are. Straight forward prostitution has been going on for over a decade. You literally can’t sit down in one of these places without a stripper trying to sell her ass (or mouth) to you. Most of them even have there own condoms. The idea that some dumb slut is going in and banking huge on stage tips is as stupid as the people that believe that shit. But let’s explore that wet dream a little because after all, they make millions just existing and going on stage.
The percentage of people that tip on stage is small. After all most of the pond scum are total losers for one reason or another with women so they are going to a place they can pay for the attention of the opposite sex. In most cases, they aren’t the type that’s going to walk up to the stage in front of a group of people and tip a stripper. It takes some balls to do that. For the sake of argument and in case you’re just learning about this I’ll explain how it’s impossible to believe this pure crap that strippers spew. Let’s look at the numbers and you can do the same in your hometown if you have a little information.
Strippers make a lot of money on stage.
Go to your states liquor control website and lookup the liquor sales numbers for your local strip club. You will also need to know how much the club charges for the strippers to work there and how much the drinks are on average. These are all the makings for a good reason to head on over to the local strip club and find out.
Here in Michigan at one unnamed club, the strippers pay about $200 a shift to work and the average drink price is about $10. This means the stripper needs to earn at least $200 plus an amount to take home. In this example, we will use $500 for the amount the stripper would like to take home after expenses.
The average strip club here in Michigan has on average 20 strippers during the day and 15 at night. That’s 25 people on a daily basis that need to make $700 each. Doing the math on that real fast means that the club needs 17,500 in stage tips. That’s about 350 people tipping $50 each. But do they have that many customers? Do people really throw over 6 million a year on every stripper stage in America? doubtful. Do you think just maybe guys spend that much on sex?
Let’s look at those liquor sales numbers. Take the total and divide that by the average drink price and you will get an estimated amount of drinks sold. Most guys that visit just get one drink, have sex and leave. Whenever the strippers get a customer to buy them a drink you can bet it’s going to be $15-20 each or there shot and chaser combo. They drink a lot too. Using the drinks sold estimate you can calculate a good guess as to how many customers came in.
There are also lot’s of people that get soda and bottles of water which unless you have more detailed information, your numbers will be a little fuzzy. But they will give you food for thought. Just keep in mind it becomes almost a fact that they are sober and not likely to throw money on stage in front of everybody in the room.
Do you really think thousands are throwing millions of dollars on stages all day?
In my opinion and in my experience there are not and the strippers need a better way to make money. Like lap dances, right?
But do the math yourself and decide for yourself if hundreds of guys are showing up daily and throwing their money on the local stage.
Lap dances.
At this point, the stripper is coming into contact with the customers and the stage game is over. They need to make money. Lap dances open the door to the big bucks. Or does it? Yeah, sure guys want a chance to play with the ass and tities or try to get a stinky finger. The Local clubs here require the strippers to charge $25 per song which is usually cut to around three to four minutes. Kinda depends on how busy the DJ is. Lap dances are measured by the song. You can crunch the numbers but that still a lot of guys coming in and getting lap dances. To make the $500 take home they need to do 28 dances which some people can do but the entire bar needs to do 700 lap dances a day in our example. That leaves them with Tip’s because they are so loved and prostitution as the only way they are going to make that much cash.
Competition:
Here in good old Michigan prostitution has been allowed in the strip clubs for well over 10 years. Prostitution is the main product sold at all the clubs now with some strippers even saying a handjob is included with a lap dance. This makes for a room of strippers that are all busting there ass to sell their ass which leads to price wars and price-fixing of sex acts.
Bottom line: In my opinion, the theory that strippers make thousands of dollars doing nothing is just a stripper wet dream spouted by wack jobs that don’t want to look like the dumb sluts they really are. Geese that’s a brutal sentence but is the reality of it.